What Series Is Best For You?

How spicy do you like your food?

Zero spice. Ketchup is pushing it.

My spice rack contains taco packets, cinnamon, oregano, and a tin of Old Bay.

I loves me a Hot Cheeto, but let’s not get crazy.

Hot. I want to sweat but not cry.

I’d add hot sauce to a volcano.

What’s your favorite color?

Black, like my soul.

Choosing a favorite color would make the other colors feel bad.

Amaranth (because it sounds sophisticated in a mysterious way.)

Lapis Lazuli, the color of royalty.

Plaid

If money were no object, where would you travel?

The moon. (You didn’t put any limits on it! Ask a silly question, get a silly answer.)

Machu Pichu (My vacations need to be not only educational, but labor intensive.)

Paris (France, not Texas. No offense.)

The grocery store (That shit is expensive.)

Mordor

What’s your favorite way to spend a Friday night?

Stay home with a good book, a pet, and a glass of wine.

Hook up with a Tinder date (hey, it’s a good way to blow of steam).

Go out with the girls.

Umm, what time is it? 9 p.m. I need to go to bed.

Axe-throwing league, quiz night, book club- I’m a joiner.

What’s your favorite mythical creature?

Dragon- duh.

The Easter Bunny

Chupacabra

Pikachu

Your imaginary friend, Gordo the crab

What’s your favorite curse word?

Son of a biscuit eater.

Shitdamnfuck

Come se WTF?

Balls!

Fudge

Pick your poison:

Diet Coke

White Bourdeaux

Room temperature tap water

Homemade cold brew

Yoohoo

What is your favorite villain?

Barney

The Hamburgler

That guy who would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for those meddling kids.

Are they really a villain if they’re hot?

Your mom

What is your favorite kitchen utensil?

My combination air fryer, toaster, oven, dishwasher.

My vintage autographed Jimmy Buffet frozen margherita maker.

A spork

Corn stripper (bow chicka bow bow)

A wooden spoon (practical, versatile, and a little bit kinky)

What childhood movie traumatized you the most?

The Never Ending Story (I still think about that horse.)

The Land Before Time (Why? Just why?)

Watership Down (Bunnies!)

Iron Giant (I’m not crying; you’re crying.)

Shrek (Talking donkeys just creep me out.)

What beach item would you be?

Beach umbrella (colorful, but throws shade)

Baby oil (sexy, moisturized, with a side of skin cancer).

Blanket (Warm, reliable, it’s got you covered.)

Plastic shovel (Seems useful, but actually quite annoying.)

Igloo cooler (Boring on the outside, cool on the inside.)

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